• me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
• me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
• me during an exam: alright focus
• me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
• me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
• me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
• me during an exam: lol fuck this
• me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
• me during an exam: oh exam right
• me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
• me during an exam: i am better than all of you
• me during an exam: peasants
• me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
• me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
• me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
• me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
• me during an exam: was i doing something
• me during an exam: right test okay
• me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
• me during an exam: did we learn this
• me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
• me during an exam: is that really necessary
• me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
• me during an exam: i will kill all of you

“Maybe I had a first love and had my heart broken, but reflecting on it, I don’t think that was love. I think as I’m getting older and having more in-depth relationships, maybe I’ll experience it. At the moment, I don’t know, exactly, if I’ve been in love.”

you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends 

and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit

and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon